Hey kids, this is daddy. I'm starting a new segment for your blog to remind you of funny/embarrassing things you did as a kid. OK, mostly embarrassing things. Embarrassing as you read them as a teenager, that is. Of course, you won't really remember these events, but I'll do my best to record and report these events as they happen. ;)
So, here goes. Tyson, you are up first. This first segment is all about you. And we are in the midst of potty training you, so guess what it's about. Ha ha ha ha.
- Tyson, remember the time you peed in your favorite store, Home Depot. It was right next to the orbital and belt sanders. A big puddle. You have this thing about peeing in your pants when your upset for getting trouble or not getting your way. I really hope you work at that Home Depot someday. Maybe when you're in high school. I'll be sure to show you where you marked your territory. :)
- Tyson, remember the time you dropped a deuce (aka "doodied") in your bedroom. It was right after your afternoon nap. I opened your door to let you know your nap was over and the smell just about knocked me out. Then, in a pile, behind the vacuum next to your closet lay the source of the smell. You were wearing sweatpants, but no underwear or diaper. Apparently it slid down your leg into a prefect pile on your floor. Ewwwww! :)
That's all for now. But there will be more. There will be more. Ha ha. Don't think your safe from this Kaiya just because your a girl. Your time will come. Oh, the memories...
2 comments:
Hey Tyson and Kaiya I do have stories for you when you get older of stuff that your dad did when he was little. So don't you worry cause grandma Coen has got your back. We'll see just how embarrassed your dad gets when I tell the stories of when he was little. We all do silly thing when we are small and there is always someone who will keep the memory of it going on and on and on...
Oh, your kids are going to LOVE that you had a blog. Seriously. hahaha
And if you really want to embarrass them, all you have to do is print out these stories and paste them to a display board at their graduation party, wedding, etc.
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